EAGLES WILL KILL THE COMMIES, FANS WILL MISS BOOING WENTZ
By Art Beitchman
The Eagles’ perfect 8-0 season rolls into week 10 with the dysfunctional Washington Commanders at the Linc on Monday Night Football for the whole nation to see.
The newest controversy surrounding this broken franchise has the DC Attorney General suing the team, owner, and NFL commish.
Nice.
The Birds don’t give a rat’s rear about any of those problems, just wanting to get to 9-0 and further solidify the #1 seed in the NFC race for home field advantage throughout the playoffs.
Washington will have another signal caller this game.
QB Taylor Heinicke replaces the often injured and ineffective former Eagle Carson Wentz, out with a broken finger,.
Lucky for Wentz he gets to miss getting razzed by the home crowd for his weak exit from the Eagles a couple seasons ago.
The Birds should keep the winning times rolling with a victory over the inferior team from Washington.
